| # | Player name | Type | MA | ST | AG | AV | Starting skills | Improvements | M | N | Int | Comp | TD | CAS | MVP | SPP | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | CRILIN | DWARF BLITZER | 5 | 4 | 2 | 9 | BLOCK, THICK SKULL | GUARD, MIGHTY BLOW, STAND FIRM | 3 | 10 | 4 | 2 | 51 | 210.000 | |||
| 2 | RIF | DWARF BLITZER | 5 | 4 | 1 | 9 | BLOCK, THICK SKULL | GUARD, STAND FIRM | 9 | 1 | 2 | 39 | 190.000 | ||||
| 3 | SIRIO IL DRAGONE II | DWARF RUNNER | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | SURE HANDS, THICK SKULL | 1 | 3 | 80.000 | |||||||
| 4 | TIZIANA | DWARF RUNNER | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | SURE HANDS, THICK SKULL | BLOCK, PRO | 1 | 5 | 1 | 18 | 120.000 | ||||
| 5 | SID VICIOUS | DWARF LINEMAN | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | BLOCK, TACKLE, THICK SKULL | GUARD, STAND FIRM | 2 | 3 | 19 | 110.000 | |||||
| 6 | MARILYN MONROE | DWARF LINEMAN | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | BLOCK, TACKLE, THICK SKULL | MIGHTY BLOW, STAND FIRM | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 21 | 110.000 | |||
| 7 | KURT COBAIN | DWARF LINEMAN | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | BLOCK, TACKLE, THICK SKULL | GUARD, STAND FIRM | 2 | 3 | 3 | 27 | 110.000 | ||||
| 8 | ROBIN WILLIAMS II | DWARF LINEMAN | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | BLOCK, TACKLE, THICK SKULL | 0 | 70.000 | ||||||||
| 9 | MONICELLI | DWARF LINEMAN | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | BLOCK, TACKLE, THICK SKULL | MIGHTY BLOW, STAND FIRM | 4 | 3 | 23 | 110.000 | |||||
| 10 | HEATH LEDGER | DWARF LINEMAN | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | BLOCK, TACKLE, THICK SKULL | MIGHTY BLOW, STAND FIRM | 1 | 9 | 21 | 110.000 | |||||
| 11 | HILLARY CLINTON II | DWARF LINEMAN | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | BLOCK, TACKLE, THICK SKULL | 0 | 70.000 | ||||||||
| 14 | EL RUSPA | DEATHROLLER | 4 | 7 | 1 | 10 | BREAK TACKLE, JUGGERNAUT, MIGHTY BLOW, NO BALL, SECRET WEAPON, STAND FIRM | GUARD | 2 | 2 | 14 | 190.000 | |||||
| 15 | VAN GOGH | TROLL SLAYER | 5 | 4 | 2 | 8 | BLOCK, DAUNTLESS, FRENZY, THICK SKULL | JUGGERNAUT, MIGHTY BLOW, PILE DRIVER | 2 | 25 | 56 | 205.000 | |||||
| 16 | SOCRATE | TROLL SLAYER | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | BLOCK, DAUNTLESS, FRENZY, THICK SKULL | JUMP UP, MIGHTY BLOW | 2 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 145.000 | ||||
| VALUE OF AVAILABLE PLAYERS: 1.830.000 | |||||||||||||||||
| TEAM NAME | SUICIDE SQUATS | RE-ROLLS | 4 | x 60.000 gc | 240.000 | ||||||||||||
| RACE | DWARVES TEAM | FAN FACTOR | 11 | x 10.000 gc | 100.000 | ||||||||||||
| HEAD COACH | ATP | ASS. COACHES | 0 | x 10.000 gc | 0 | ||||||||||||
| TEAM VALUE | 2.220 gc | CHEERLEADERS | 0 | x 10.000 gc | 0 | ||||||||||||
| TREASURY | 220.000 gc (SPIRALLING EXPENSES - 40.000 gc) | APOTHECARY | 1 | x 50.000 gc | 50.000 | ||||||||||||
| VALUE OF EXTRAS : 390.000 gc | |||||||||||||||||